Jesus H Christ !!!! you must have met all that city's lowlifes in one day !
Personally i had finally decided to give up the game over the weekend, and hearing about experiences like that have helped convince me that i made the right decision, though never really had hassle like that myself as i didnt tend to travel too far outside areas i knew well.
I think you should tell us the name of the place if only to prevent anyone else suffering the same
Great post anyway m8.